I have seen it in my lifetime
Women transformed into shoppers
Boasting of their victories
America hates a sucker
Men turned useless
Wallets full of 'loyalty cards'
And gym memberships
Do you remember rough hands?
Replaced by lust, a simpler form
Look at those tits
Here is a pic of my dick
Amazing the speed of the decline
For I'm not that old
Despite what the glossies imply
Botox and creams!
Am I the only one concerned?
I'd ask my friends about it
But I know they're hard at work
And slyly shopping on company time
Seeking a pair that look just like the ones the iron workers used to wear